|The Cavaliers had better 'face the music by 'hangin' tough'|
and taking their season 'step by step' by passing the ball
into 'the block' more often
In the hopes of quelling any fears, I put together a travel resume, highlighting both my general skills, as well as specific skills, that I bring to the table. In case you'd like to come along with me this fall, here are my general skills:
- Can convert dollars to foreign currency within 40% accuracy
- Above-average conversationalist in museums and on guided trips
- Actively working on committing Rick Steves’ travel guides to memory
- No prior bad trip “baggage”
- Saves airline salt and pepper packets for future use
- Owns a watch
|Cured his disease with some Q-tips,|
Laffy Taffy, and cod liver oil
-Profession: Anachronistic Child
-Favorite Coldplay song: Amsterdam
-Richard is a form of street football. What would a player practice his juke move on before trying it out in a game situation?: A mailbox.
-There are tons of historical British aristocrats named Richard. What would your title be and what would you be known for?: I would be known as Sir Doctor Jester Richard the 17th. And I would be known for curing a disease I created.
-If you merged Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver), Richard Petty (race car driver), and Richard Nixon (former U.S. President) into one person, what would you get?: It would just be me. I'm good with my hands, I like driving forward, and I'm scandalous.