|...and get off your kiester.|
Sharon and I share the happy memory of dancing together in the musical Brigadoon during our sophomore year. More aptly, it was Sharon guiding a Gap mannequin with two lead feet around the stage for the entire number. Dear Sharon, if you're reading this, I never got around to giving you the big props you deserved for that show. Maybe I can make up for it by buying you a pair of steel-toed boots if we ever decide to re-enact it--right after we pose for prom pictures in your parent's kitchen. And...I am hoping that we could sway to a Savage Garden song to rekindle some 90s magic. Sharon? Sharon? Are you still there?
|If a man braids his ear hair, it can be|
a big turn-on
-Profession: Grad student; bartender
-Favorite ghost: The one in my parent's house
-SHARON is a wastewater treatment process. What are the treatment facilities using this most proud of filtering out?: Tetrahydrochloride
-What are you personally most proud of filtering out?: Excuses and regret
-As a former dancer, are Colbie Callait's "Bubbly" lyrics about the feelings "starting in her toes and crinkling her nose" impossible for a ballet dancer to relate to?: I can relate to them. Modern dancers can relate. But not ballet dancers. There's not a lot of crinkling with a ballet dancer. They do what they're told.
-Women have a greater chance in getting offended if a man asks them to pluck a chin hair. What hair area would a man find offensive if a woman asked him to pluck it?: Ear hair--always. I don't get offended--it's like something in your teeth.