|I'm really trying to put a face with a name|
-Bit 'O Honeys: Would someone please phase these out of production? My friend Mike Haas got a loose tooth out by biting on one of those. They taste like your smelly cousin's earwax. Uh, no thanks.
-Apples: The well-intentioned families who gave apples were loathed by trick-or-treaters. First, your parents thought there might be razor blades in them and they were thrown away or you got a lecture about not biting into them right away. Second, an apple tastes like a brussel sprout after you've been inhaling your trove of Pop Rocks, Nerds, Sour Patch Kids and Tootsie Rolls.
-Pennies: Ooooohhh--here's 6 cents! Give me the Bit 'O Honey, please.
|Harpists are 'players'|
-Favorite rainy day song: "Singin' in the Rain
-You're a member of this group called 'New Horizons" where adults learn or re-learn how to play musical instruments. In your opinion, which instrument [player] gets the most action?: The trumpets...they blow a lot of hot air.
-Like Chester Cheetah, for what activity would you use or leave powdered cheese dust behind?: I'd use the cheese dust to leave a trail to get to my favorite watering hole.
-You're the 21st bearded gift exchanger. Are you jolly?: Oh, but of course!