|Emily thought the layout of this photo was too phallic|
The only group these small packets of candy are fun for are probably cheating diabetics. They get to sneak in a little candy and only feel 30% of the guilt they would have normally had if they can consumed a "pounder" of M&M's.
-Profession: Speech pathologist
-Favorite wurst: Knackwurst with mustard
-Evaluate the impact that stadium mustard would have on the sausage eating population in Europe: It would be huge...HUGE. The mustards are either like whole grain or super spicy. The Stadium Mustard is slightly spicy and mellow. I actually thought about introducing Stadium Mustard at Oktoberfest or at the Christmas markets.
-As a speech pathologist, what might you do to improve Sting's diction?: I'd tell him to channel his inner yogi. He pushes too much. And he's nasally. He sounds forced. I would say he should just go with it and don't force it.
-In your free time, you like to sing and cross country ski. Could you write four bars of a song about cross country skiing?: Okay, but sing it Colbie Callait-like.
Oh, how I wish
I could hear the snow swish
Snow and I hit the ground