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| It's a blue, blue, blue, blue white elephant gift |
Just so you don't think I'm ca-razy, I blow my nose year-round. Pollen? Claritin clear? 87% humidity? It makes no difference. My nasal passages are generally moving free and easy. Hooray for me!
Where the argument comes in is that my dad's a napkin hoarder as well. I'm not sure what exactly he uses his napkins for, but I don't really see him blow his nose nor is he particular messy at the dinner table. His pockets are stuffed with them. They're all over his car, crammed neatly in the armrest, glove compartment, etc. The real debate is not where my habit came from, but how we can get the help we need to overcome it.
Anyway, this is a self-described "blue" office kit (per Jen's description) for Rachel.
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-Profession: Manager, Postdoctoral Affairs
-Favorite academic degree: PhD
-In your opinion, should any vessels historically retracing the Titanic voyage ban the serving of iceberg lettuce on their ships?: No. I don't believe in banning anything. I'm anti-banning.
-Combining your interest in reading and job at a University, what fictional literary figure would you give an honorary degree to and why?: Probably Hamlet for his love of velvet and royal fashion sense. It would be an honorary Associate's Degree from a textile school.
-Where is the next place they'll be able to put more cheese on a pizza?: In pepperoni-wrapped cheeses as toppings.
