Sometimes, things are just bat-shit crazy. You have an indoor kite, pictured above. You have warnings on the back of the packaging, pictured below. Here's where you point & laugh.
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| It's an indoor kite! |
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| Learned a lot from getting hammered drunk on Foster's |
-Profession: Director and Educator
-Favorite stage direction: Stage Right
-Sydney is the most populous city in Australia. Do you think Americans know more about it from dining at Outback Steakhouse or from the Crocodile Dundee trilogy?: Neither! 'Cause we're Americans and we don't know anything.
-How many Bibles does the average Gideon place in hotel nightstands?: 100. There are a lot of hotels...and there are a lot of Bibles...and there are a lot of Christians.
-If someone would tell you to go fly a kite, would you fly this one or would you go out a buy a larger dragon one to show that person you mean business?: The dragon one. I like to have larger productions. I do, though, already have a rainbow one at home that I got from the Dollar Store.
