|The Raisin Bran sun's misguided step-brother|
|She either got a good-sized booger|
or is about to fingerpaint.
-Favorite portable electronic device: iPod
-Any similarities between a paralegal and a paratrooper?: They both know how to jump out of high-flying objects and know how to prepare legal documents [for a law office, signing their life insurance waiver, respectively]
-Your hyphenated last name [maiden name is 10 characters, married name is 8] doesn't fit on any credit card applications. What do you do?: I haven't filled out a credit card application since I've been married. But for prior credit cards, even my maiden name doesn't fit!
-Green Lantern was a terrible movie. Does it make Ryan Reynolds any less hot?: Not in the slightest.