|Two sacks from "Nuts on Clark"|
-"Nuts at O'Hare": that's just what the ladies like--some hairy nuts
-"Nuts at Midway": anatomically that's about right
-"Nuts at Soldier Field": use your cups, boys
-"Nuts at Union Train Station": major metropolitan area + public transportation = some crazies
|Does not have a Clark in her life|
to be nuts about
-Favorite brand of gum: Stride flavor-changing gum
-The 1990 U.S. Census said that Patricia was the second most popular female name. What was the 3rd most popular?: Emily
-If you were a patrician (aristocrat) in Ancient Roman times, what would be your indulgence?: Honey wine and grapes.
-Do you have any interesting scars?: Yes, I have a lightning bolt scar! And I also met Daniel Radcliffe and got his autograph from a chance encounter in New York.