|The woman in the upper right really|
wants this pen
However, I polled 108 people on both March 1 and today to see how they thought the month came and went. Here are the results:
-44% said the month came in like an armadillo
-37% said a frustrated rooster
-11% said lion, puma, cheetah, or cougar
-8% said a yak with 'tude
-49% said the month ended like the animal on Donald Trump's head
-22% said rose-breasted grosbeak
-18% said a carp
-11% said they didn't care to answer my question since the 2012 apocalypse was drawing nearer
-Profession: Hair Stylist
-Favorite hair cutting tool: Clippers
-You tell people to call you "Dee" because it's shorter and easier. If you could give every man, woman and child a haircut that was shorter and easier, what would it be?: A short, layered cut...probably a buzz cut.
-You're from the Virgin Islands, but have lived in the States for a while. Is there anything that just doesn't make any sense about living here?: Why many parents automatically kick their kids out of the house at 18.
-Can you approximate the longest, wiliest eyebrow hair you've ever seen?: It was about 2 inches...it was humungous! It went all the way down to past his eye and it curled.