As 2012 draws to a close, I've been asked by a number of people what my "next" blog project will be. It was around this time last year when I got the idea for this project, but truth be told, I don't know what it'll be either or if I'll do one. But I've come up with a short list of possible projects for 2013. Here they are, ranked in order of feasibility:
-Bosley hair treatment for my calves and forearms
-Changing a lightbulb in someone's home or office every day (that's a 'bright' idea--har har)
-An anti-abstience campaign: A 5-year voyage
-Making every day Valentine's Day with every person I meet
-Writing a weekly horoscope for salt-smelling zombie humans
|The other tagline could be|
"Bus Drivers Also Bed A Lot of Women"
-Profession: Retired Bus Driver
-Favorite month: July
-Have you ever driven a party bus?: I've driven one. yeah. Oh yeah, yes. I drove Lolly the Trolly. They sang and drank.
-Ronald is your full name. Ronnie is the pet form and Ron is the short form. Would you rather be a pet or short?: Short. I like Ron.
-If a bus driver had a tagline, what would it be?: Bus Drivers Have More Fun. I know a lot of bus drivers who got married. They found their spouses on the bus.