There are good milestones, there are bad milestones and then there are some that should be filed under miscellaneous. Examples of good milestones are wedding anniversaries or a regular trip back to a place where one lived abroad. The last time you've vomited might be an example of a bad milestone. Then you get into odd ones, such the one I had last night. I was so tired last evening, I slept for 12 hours, with a break at 1:00 a.m. to post yesterday's blog entry. I got home from work and laid on my bed and woke up this morning at 6:00. That's not the milestone. The milestone was that I did not eat dinner. The last time I didn't eat dinner was August 25, 2006, when I was in Los Angeles with my brother.
He and I were picking up a friend and going to Venice Beach. He got a case of the hungers, as did our friend Jessica, who came along for the ride. Before going to the beach, they pulled off and dined at McDonald's, a place I refused to eat at. My digestive system didn't enjoy the jolt and it produced a not-so pleasant couple of hours. Last night's unintended fast is also unusual because I'm usually on a two-hour feeding cycle. Consider last night 'mind blown'.
Perhaps auditors should count beans instead. |
-Profession: Accountant
-Favorite drink to warm you up: Pumpkin Soy Chai
-You're planning two weddings. If you were to somehow be inspired by watching "The Wedding Planner", would you rather have a shirtless Matthew McConaughey around or know how to do a J-Lo booty shake that'll turn heads?: The J-Lo booty shake for sure. It could take me many places. I'd just look at Matthew McConaughey's chest, maybe touch it. Imagine being in a nursing home and having that booty shake.
-Do you think it's unwise to suggest accountants count sheep to fall asleep?: It would probably be bad for an auditor. I don't do a lot of counting.
-How might you modernize the ugly sweater party with a new garment?: An ugly cape party. There are not enough opportunities to wear capes. And I think the opportunity to wear one is a good thing.