November 14: "The Pocket Book of Quotations", Puzzle Wine Clips, 3 Votive Halloween Candles, Oriental Candle, Deck of Cards, and Yellow Beaded Bracelet

Wednesday, November 14, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 11:54 PM
Given to Hannah from Jessica.
"Bloggers make the best lovers"-Anonymous
Books of quotes are interesting sorts of things, aren't they?  They usually feature the best and most insightful things, such as "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" (FDR) or "Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake" (Napoleon) or some quote from the Bible or Buddha.  It's usually in times of crisis or morality when they're brought up.

But what about in tranquil times when you're sitting with a girl and having a snack?  Why not bust out Robert Redford's memorable quote, "Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better"?  She'll think you esoteric.  Or if you're gazing into her eyes, you could bust out Angelia Jolie's astute reflection, "“I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.”  People will think you worldly.  Or you could say something like "Three hammers and a screwdriver do not make a toolbox."  When she looks back at you and inquires who the author of those astute words were, you could say, "Me.  I, uh, thought of that last week."  Quote yourself!

The expression 'bun in the oven'
came from her eating too much
bread dough
Hannah
-Profession: Program Coordinator for Music Conservancy Outreach

-Favorite dancing style: Modern

-You admit to eating more brownie batter than actual baked brownies.  Are there any other foods that you eat more of in pre-production?:  Yes!  Biscuit batter or any other batter-based foods, bread doughs, and raw cabbage before it's turned into coleslaw.

-You said you'll try anything once.  Does that mean you'll...
...use LSD experimentally?:  Maybe
...skydive naked?: Yes
...light a friend's house on fire?: No
...encourage drivers on a busy county highway to avoid a pothole?:  Yes

-You burp like a man and come from a family of burpers.  What liquid produces the best burp?: Dr. Pepper