|Wouldn't it be amazing if fountain drinks|
trickled out of this fountain?
Some leaned over the fence and asked what kind of neighborhood it was. "Overrun with camels," I replied. "You'd think we were in the bloody Sahara."
Some asked how the previous owners were. "Swingers," I said. "Unrivaled. World-class."
Some I just went up to and made conversation, such as asking them what their favorite hummus was, so I could go to Trader Joe's and buy it for them as their house-warming present. Or when I saw a car pull in, I went up to my brother's bedroom and started playing his trombone really loud (I have no trombone ability whatsoever) directly at the house.
Welcome future neighbor!
|The antelope can also jump higher|
than white men.
-Profession: Financial Aid Administrator; Higher Ed Catalyst
-Favorite time for a sunset: 9:00 p.m. EST in summer
-Do you have a preferred way of distributing financial aid packages?: Yes, 50% in grants, 25% in scholarships, 25% in parent/student burden, and 0% in loans (when possible).
-Tell me the order in which you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: I put two pieces of oat bran bread side by side on the counter. I put peanut butter on both sides--not too much, but just enough and in equal amounts. I then put some, but not a lot of, strawberry jam on the left slice of bread. I will then flip the right slice on top of the left. Then I cut it in half.
-You enjoy camping. Know any campy camping jokes?: I can't remember any jokes except for this one: There's a breed of rare antelope that can jump higher than an average house. Their jumping is due to a set of powerful hind legs and also to the fact that houses can't jump.