|This ain't no awkward middle school dance hug|
1) Do these gifts make you want to hug your boss?: I don't want to go there
2) What is your version of a hug through gifts?: A hand-knitted sweater that my wife would make; I don't knit.
3) How does it feel to be 'hugged' by someone you don't know?: Oh, wonderful.
4) What are you looking for in a hug?: Something not too tight or too long. The hands have to be above the waist. And it would be great if the wearer wore a pleasant perfume or cologne.
|His wife's going to sew a scarlet B|
-Profession: Compliance Officer
-Favorite thing to keep in compliance: Privacy & Security
-This summer, you shot machine guns with the F.B.I. and you are a blackbelt karate instructor. How close are you to becoming Chuck Norris?: Nobody could beat Chuck Norris. It's like asking how close I am to becoming God. I'm at least a lifetime away [from becoming Chuck Norris].
-The Boyd Gang was a notorious Canadian crime gang that sprang up after World War II. If there was a dispute about where or whom to rob, how do you think gang members would solve it?: Playing a game of mumblety peg where you have to throw a pocket knife into the ground as close to your foot as possible.
-At home, how does your wife keep you in compliance?: Guilt. She uses guilt.