|Gillette: I guess it's the best a man, and now woman, can get|
Outside of this, I never really found a comfort zone celebrating this holiday. On my mom's side, I have a Cherokee Indian heritage; my great-grandfather was 100% Cherokee, making me an eighth Cherokee. My dad's side features ancestors harking back to the Mayflower. It feels like I come down with a case of multiple personality disorder when I sit down at the dinner table. In grade school, we made either Indian headdresses or pilgrim hats out of construction paper; I made a pilgrim hat with feathers sticking out the back. I was a confused child.
Enjoy your pie and try not to waddle out of control as you leave the house.
|I wonder if there are any consolation|
prizes for losing a penis fencing bout
-Profession: Systems Biology Major
-Favorite Greek historical figure: Aristophanes
-As a biology major, would you explain the 'birds and the bees' talk with your children with any other animal groups?: I'd probably use hermaphroditic flatworms. When they mate, one takes on the male role and the other takes on the female role through 'penis fencing'. Whoever loses becomes the female.
-You enjoy backstage theater work. Method actors will sometimes only come out on stage when called in character. How would you call a method theater tech back behind the curtain?: I'd call them a grunt or peon or something ridiculously demeaning. They probably deserve it.
-When you hang out with your friends, do you ever dream of landing in the same retirement community?: Is that a conversation that normal people have? I don't think I've had it.