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castoffs marinating me in a garlic herb dressing
The thing is, I take them all into the supermarket with me when I go shopping. There's multiple bags in bags, further inlaid in other bags. I tuck them away in bottom area of the shopping cart that's usually reserved for potatoes and crates of bottled water, and I unveil the bags only at checkout time. If I don't get the chance to let the checkout staff know that I'm not OCD, an interesting little social experiment takes place. Either the staffer will put on his little bagger blinders and pack the bags and fill them each with an appropriate volume of groceries or, when I get home, I'll wind up taking out a package of waffles from one bag, a chocolate bar from another bag, etc. He will use every bag! It will be days later, for example, and I'll find a container of ice cream that should have been put immediately in the freezer.
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-Profession: Biology Masters Student
-Favorite kind of heather: Azalea
-For your Masters project, you are studying moths. Moths are drawn to flame. Much like a moth drawn to flame, what is the stimulus that draws your lead researcher's attention?: Shiny objects--you know, computer screens, a mirror reflecting light in a strange way, etc.
-You have both Viking and Cherokee Indian heritage. Which one do you most identify with?: Probably the Viking. My Grandma was a straight-off-the-boat Norwegian. My mom enjoys all things Viking like Norwegian ships...or hunting in the backyard.
-Girls with curly hair will sometimes straighten it. Girls with straight hair will sometimes curl it. Outside of this straightening and curling nonsense, what do girls really wish they could do to their hair?: Cut it off.
-What do girls wish they could do to their hair that's not possible at this moment in time (i.e. make it 3-D)?: Make it not frizzy. For a short period of time, it can be helped. But Pantene is useless.