As I was dropping my friend Audrey off at the airport, we both pondered the same question: Why don't more people steal luggage off the conveyor belt that isn't theirs? I don't know about you, but there's something intriguing about finding some hidden treasure in a piece of luggage that isn't your own. Once you rifle through the jeans and polos and underwear, you might find something juicy, such as a fold-out map of Spain or a portable radio or nice pair of frames from LensCrafters. Hey, maybe even you'll find a goldmine of someone who has your same size. I know I've been hoping to strike it rich with an influx of Van Heusen dress shirts to my wardrobe.
|When his board shorts go on,|
the natives run for their sunglasses.
-Profession: Golf Pro
-Favorite NBA player: Kyrie Irving
-Arnold Palmer is famous for his drink of half iced tea, half lemonade. As a golf pro, what would be your signature drink?: Mango iced tea. I even bought of bottle of the syrup for home. I love them.
-If Rich Little is a man of 1000 words, what would Little Rich be known for?: 1000 facial expressions
-LeBron famously told the nation that he's 'taking his talents to South Beach'. Given that you also play basketball, where would you take your basketball talents?: Puerto Rico
-What would you take to South Beach?: Board shorts