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Given my robust excitement, I told the flight attendant today that they would make an excellent prison meal and also that I had not had them lately. Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of surplus Biscoff cookies falling into my lap from that friendly little flight attendant. How does five packs sound to you? [Ching!] Aside from the first pack paired with some cran-apple juice, the remaining four will be delicious.
-Favorite question to ask a stranger: Would you like sparks to come out of your hand or be invisible forever?
-The Clan Linsday is a Scottish clan. Fill in the following Mad Lib: They can take away our __(1)____, but they can't take away our __(2)____. Computer (1) and Smart phone (2). I can't live without my smart phone.
-You live with a tax accountant in, coincidentally, apartment number 1040. What sort of exemptions do you make for each other?: None. We get a deduction for being ultra trendy.
-Would a Schedule C be akin to your bathroom cleaning rotation?: Yeah. Because we don't cook dinner and we have floors, so we don't vacuum.
-What would you tell a would-be accountant to crush his/her hopes and dreams?: The CPA exam...yeah...it's terrible. I'm not sure why someone didn't slap me when I wanted to be one.