|Clearly not a book you'd start a first date with|
I'm reluctant to admit this, but I backed the organizers of the party into a corner and offered them the leftover sandwiches. If they refused to take them, I would have call them hypocrites. If they accepted them, they would have fulfilled their mission and I would have been rid of the three trays. They took the trays and had plenty of sandwiches to pair with their alcohol consumption. I did my public health service for the evening.
|Nell can eat as many Ginger-O's as|
-Profession: Corporate Compliance Officer
-Favorite vegetable to cream?: Asparagus
-If Joann Fabrics and Pat Catans were vying for Michael's love, who would win out?: Joann would because Pat's really a guy.
-Joanne Woodward (a.k.a. "Nell" Newman) is pictured on many a Newman's Own product. Which one do you think she had the heaviest hand in developing?: Any of the creamy salad dressings.
-If someone's not in compliance at your company, how would you rank the following punishments, in order of most to least severe: 10-minute, tied down tickle; peeling 100 lbs. of potatoes for the company picnic; wearing a vinyl unitard covered in Vaseline and sliding from one cube to another for entire day; shear all men's beards in a community that are too long?
1) vinyl unitard with Vaseline
2) shearing beards
3) 10-min. tickle
4) 100 pounds of potatoes to peel