|Nothing says "I want you to be happy"|
more than this gift
You may remember my interesting encounter with Tom and the staff at the restaurant back on January 25. Well, Jay is a cook at that restaurant who was looking at me with stink eye until he knew my mischievous intentions. Here we are two months later and he's coming away with a tiger candle. Now that's a win-win for everyone.
|Beard would give aerodynamic|
edge to Bolt
-Profession: Cook, Musician
-Favorite Shape of Blown Smoke: Thin Stream
-What's a title for an indie rock album about cooking?: I Eat Standing Up
-You're in a 100 meter race with Usain Bolt. You have an 85 m head start. Who wins?: I do. But if you pushed it back to 80, I think it would be close.
-You're our eighth bearded gift exchanger. Are you jolly?: I am in fact jolly.