March 7: Folding Metal Picture Stand

Wednesday, March 7, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 11:46 PM
Given to Sally from Kate.
Finding a photo is going to be a real pane
in the glass
"I've been framed" is an expression freshly-arrested rapscallions use to proclaim their innocence to the media.  It can also be used as a way small craft and picture framing shops can appear to be clever.  Either way, it's probably not something you want to be caught saying out in public under any circumstance.

With one exception.  Did you ever make those frames consisting of various shapes of dried macaroni?  I think they soften any harshness, round out any sharp corners, and add a little bit of levity to the grump, in-law and neurotic dictator that you may have framed on your desk, respectively.  If you happen to be any of the aforementioned characters, I'd say it proudly.

Penne for your thoughts?
-Profession: Retired Jack-of-all-Trades

-Favorite kind of window cleaner: White vinegar with, my window cleaning company

-Do you own any Sally Beauty Supply products?:  Yes, I use their combs.

-You led a Rotary chapter.  What cause would Rotary least be likely to support?:  Anything supporting politicians or elections.

-There were consequences if you missed a certain number of Rotary meetings.  What would you have liked to see installed as a penalty?:  Probably nothing that's legal.