|Greg's evil step-sisters are vying for one of these|
-"Who throws a shoe?", wonders Greg. "Random Task in Austin Powers," I answer.
-"Who wears a shoe?" ponders Greg. "Anyone who wants service in a restaurant," I say.
-"When was the shoe invented?" inquires Greg. "After socks," I tell him.
-"Why do my stiletto heels give me blisters?" asks Greg. "Because a stiletto heel puts too much pressure on your feet, given their length and width. A wedge heel would help," I respond.
|Steals guest soaps and towels|
-Profession: Hotel builder; architect
-Favorite kind of groundcover: Pine straw
-What kind of smack do you talk when you're building hotels on Avenues Oriental, Connecticut, and Vermont?: Bitch, don't come on my lawn.
-Sometimes you feel like a nut, which, for you, would be: Smoked almond, wasabi flavored
-Sometimes you don't, which would be what?: Jif Creamy peanut butter [peanuts are legumes]