The frog in the Speak/Hear/See No Evil triumvirate that has it the worst has gotta be the 'Speak No Evil' one. It would be a real drag to get some chow time in. His friends would have to collect flying bugs and put them in a jar so the Speak Frog could quickly snatch a lick-and-go insect. Aside from the eating, I suppose the one inherent benefit of being a frog that Speaks No Evil is that frogs and other amphibians breathe through their skin. If you're keeping track at home, that's a check for 'no asphyxiation' by covering your mouth.
-Favorite kind of apple: Winesap
-Do you have a hard time being and staying clothed?: No. I'm comfortable being clothed. But I'm also very comfortable unclothed.
-Do you feel cheated that you can't use the phrase, "You don't know me from Adam"?: No, I'm happy being Adam. And I wouldn't want it to be anyone else.
-Your nickname is 'Topper'. What's the topper on being on a date with Topper?: Not really sure. The girls I go out with think I'm a charming, cordial asshole.