January 9: Ceramic Cheetah Head

Monday, January 9, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 8:38 PM
Given to Steve from Elise.
Steve: "Look at the teeth on that thing!"

Doesn't it make you feel good when you know a handcrafted ceramic cheetah head will find a comfortable home on someone's living room end table?  That is the promise Steve made to me upon receipt of his gift.  The top opens up to store candy, as is his intention.  Here are some other suggestions for storage:
-compost bin
-inconspicuous hiding spot for your marijuana stash
-baking dish for pint-sized Thanksgiving turkey
-church holy water fountain

My wedding present for Kim and
her next rent-a-hubby.
-Profession: Purveyor of caffeine

-Favorite Kardashian: Khloe

-You're our second bearded gift exchanger.  Are you jolly?: Yes, I'm jolly.

-Most humorous customer complaint: I had a woman working for me who had a raspy voice.  The customer asked if she was sick.  He said he was going on vacation and couldn't get sick--no way that was going to take place.  And if he did get sick, something was going to happen.