January 26: Elixir Floral Infusions for Cocktails, Teas & Sodas

Thursday, January 26, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 11:09 PM
Given to Nancy from Tom.

Is there a bacon variety?
Tom's given Nancy an out when she's lost for conversation at her next home dinner party.  Suppose the conversation goes like this:

-"Is that a royal blue or midnight blue highlight in your couch pillows?" asks a guest.
-"You know, you might like to try a glass of lavender champagne!" says Nancy.
-"Ooh, sounds good!"

-or-

"My third husband said I screamed in my sleep." says a guest.
"You know, I'm in the mood for a glass of Damascan Rose soda.  How about you?" asks Nancy.
"Ooh, sounds yummy!"


Nancy
2012 Presidential candidate for
Vampyres Witches Pagans Party
[it's for real, people]
-Profession: Disseminator of Revolutionary Knowledge

-Favorite hairstyle:  Pixie cuts

-Most ordinary thing you do:  I grade a lot of papers--a lot.

-Next revolutionary idea:  A three-party political system.

-Worst Skymall item for sale:  Pet water dispenser shaped like a toilet.  [Are you sure Nancy?  See below]


NOSE AID:
Yeah, he won't suffer years of
merciless teasing
VIDEO EYEWEAR:
For that inner Geordi LaForge in
all of us
GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOODED CAPE:
Skymall appealing to the wolf market
ALIEN GNOME BANDITS:
WTF?!?