January 3: Aluminum Wallet

Tuesday, January 3, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 10:39 PM
Given to Dawn from Jack.

Rapid Reaction from Dawn:
"Wow, that's a great gift."  "Actually, wow, that's a really great gift."

Look for yourselves, ladies and gentlemen.  It's the perfect gift for any man or woman friend (check the advertising)--for that Pat, Chris, Robin, Taylor or Morgan in your life.  And like so many "As Seen On TV" products--the Ped Egg Pedicure Foot File, the Motsenbocker 419-05 Hand Cleaner or the Luma Tweeze Lighted Tweezers--just to name a few, you're in good shape here.  Back your car over it.  Swim with it.  Throw a pocket-sized grenade inside it.  It will never let you down.

Interesting fact about aluminum: The ancient Greeks and Romans used it for medicinal purposes.

And tonight's lovely recipient of said wallet is Dawn.  I have no idea what Dawn's karaoke abilities are, but here are some fun facts about her:

Seeing if the wallet repels a camera's flash, too
-Profession: Massotherapist
-Favorite kind of lettuce:  kale
-# of times a boyfriend has said to her "Ya know, I think this is the dawn of a new relationship": 0
-# of times a friend has given her Dawn dish detergent thinking they were being clever: 0