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| A travel-sized Ken Jennings |
Unknown-Yes-No-Sometimes
Are you human? Do you live in Antarctica? Does your mother make cheese? Are you a crystal meth dealer? Are silk undergarments a little too uncomfortable for you? Did you have sushi for dinner last night? Is 'pelican' your favorite word? Do you have 3 boxes of popsicles in your freezer? Do you text LOL even when you're not laughing out loud? Are you a subscriber of Smithsonian? Did you clip your hedges this past summer? Are you in a relationship with Paul Rudd? Can you bench press 225 lbs.? Do you sleep with your contacts in? Can you drive a manual transmission? Were your parents missionaries? Are you missing Vermont from your state quarter collection? Is a clothespin sitting on your nightstand right now? Are you named after a saint? Do you have a bowl cut?
Your name is Jennifer.
That's how this works...and it's always correct.
-Profession: Patient scheduler
-Favorite way to summon a server?: Usually with a smile and a short wave. Except this past weekend! We had this waitress who kept ignoring us the whole time-probably because the food was bad. I kept flagging her down, but she didn't come.
-Do you sing in the car?: Yes
-Do you have a sizable light rock playlist?: Well, yes, and I try to listen to other stuff, too. I belt out a lot of Journey actually--in front of my kids and in front of their friends. They get soooo embarrassed.
