June 8: Handcrafted Ceramic Vase

Saturday, June 9, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 9:28 AM
Given to Art from Kate.

The cool thing about this gift is that it was made by an 80-year old man.

Art told me a joke about gift giving.  Enjoy!

A man wakes up in bed and looks for his wife.  He looks over and sees a note on her pillow.  The note says, "You bastard.  You forgot our anniversary!"  He flips it over and it says, "You can make it up to me with something that will go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds."

The next morning, the wife wakes up and her husband is gone.  There's a note on his pillow saying, "Check the driveway for your gift."  She excitedly puts on her robe and slippers and runs out to the driveway where a medium-sized box sits with decorative ribbons all around it.  She runs out and opens it.   Inside is a bathroom scale.

2nd vanity plate choice:
-Profession: Computer Business Owner

-Favorite dog: Mutt

-How do you imitate life?:  You're looking at it.

-Do computer builders sing a song like the parts of the body tune (i.e. the fan is connected to the motherboard, the motherboard's connected to the hard drive)?:  No, we just throw tools around and swear.

-What would your vanity plates be?:  NO CPUS