|Clay Aiken was invisible and invincible.|
I would also like to see him remain indivisible.
I just hope he has a French press or something to make the coffee in. Jeff, give me a call if you don't. Happy to come over and make your in-laws some coffee, eggs, toast, and bacon, pour them some juice, and wipe the corners of their mouths to Aunt Bee perfection right before they excuse themselves for a stroll 'round the neighborhood.
|Cleveland + Henry Higgins =|
-Profession: Community and Economic Development
-Favorite automatic transmission position: Reverse because of parallel parking
-A recent newlywed, you had a hard time convincing yourself that you loved your wife more than Cleveland, Ohio. Are you and Cleveland going through relationship counseling now?: She's okay. It was funny, though, that there was an extended drought that coincided with the wedding. But she talks to me with a pretty street scape or scene in a quasi-Cockney accent.
-If you had the freedom to create any sand castle mold, what would it be?: A replica of Cleveland. It would be to scale with buildings and bridges, streets and grids.
-You're the 15th bearded gift exchanger. Are you jolly?: I think I'm jolly. But that's not because of the beard. My wife loves scruffy-looking guys so I do it for that reason.