|I got the 'stink eye' from another clerk when I placed him|
on the scale
Over those eight magical years, our family bought a few bars to eat. On the back of the wrapper was a coupon to Buy One Hot Fudge Sundae, Get One Free. Well, we have a stack so tall that if I used all of them consecutively, Wilford Brimley and I would be having a heart-to-heart about diabeetus. When I bring friends to Malley's for some ice cream treats and use the BOGO (I love that acronym) coupons, I insist on sitting on the merry-go-round that my aunt claims gives her motion sickness. I don't feel the sensation of losing my lunch, but I can only take it for about an hour 10 tops, then I've gotta split like a banana.
|"They should cover Wilford Brimley|
-Profession: Candy Store Manager
-Favorite dog trick: Sit up and Beg
-What's the next best thing covered in chocolate?: Turkey
-Do you feel an urge to brush your teeth a lot?: I have a sweet tooth, but eat candy in moderation. I probably have three malt balls a day. I brush my teeth 3x a day at the minimum, and then a couple of times in between that.
-What was your first car?: A 1959 black Ford Galaxie. Boy was that a nice car.