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| Collect the Tendon and Ligament Mugs to complete your set! |
Then there's Abby. She's half-English, half-American, which makes me want to ask her about the Mayflower for no discernible reason. I eagerly await her every syllable in the hopes of catching a glimpse of the accent that makes my heart go pitter-pat. And while I wait, she talks about what made Wonder Woman really weak and what a spilled cola would look like in her invisible plane to onlookers below. To put it simply: Abby's a muffin top for a lot of people, whatever that means.
Back to the gifts...Sam got the mug that is shaped and categorized as a muscle from a raffle at a poetry reading. He didn't say where he got the other two items, but the three of us were a bit confused by the Goin' Nuts mug that featured six peanuts then one oddly placed piece of hardware.
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| I hope you're having some guac there, too |
-Profession: Student
-Favorite old building: Sagrada Familia in Spain
-Dear Abby, I'm having a dinner party for 11 and I made a large bowl of pico de gallo that serves only 8. Should I make another batch of pico de gallo or a batch of mild salsa that feeds 6? Sincerely, Mexican Spreads.
Dear Mexican Spreads,
You should go with the salsa idea by having a diverse arrangement of platters in order to make your guests feel more comfortable. They'll be able to choose from their favorite food. And don't forget to invite me. Sincerely, Abby
-Where would 'Mean Mr. Mustard' and 'Polythene Pam' 'Come Together' in harmony?: I give up. [Abbey Road]
-As a half-Brit, half-Yankee, how do you feel like you're a bridge between former colonial power and colony?: I call people out when their English is bad. I feel like I'm doing my part.
