|Lists "wall-to-wall carpeting" as her fourth |
biggest turn-on on eHarmony
Then you have Nancy. Nancy prefers the Amish way of life and thus was thrilled with the push vac. She sprang up from her chair and started sweeping her office carpeting. Her co-worker Tony comes out and she excitedly tells him what she got as her gift. He, too, marvels at the antiquity. This couldn't have worked out any better. Okay, it may have been a little better if a Chippendale dancer would have swept Nancy's office.
-Favorite onion: Vidalia
-If someone called you a Negative Nancy, what would you do to convince them otherwise?: I'd laugh at them because that's so not who I am! A Negative Nancy would get all bent out of shape if she was called that.
-Often you act out illnesses to help train doctors. Which has been your favorite?: Schizophrenia. I was on meds, but I kept telling the doc that "I was fine, everything's fine, and it was time to get off my meds".
-Does Sluggo provide all the qualities you're looking for in a man?: He doesn't. He never calls and he never writes.
|Maybe Nancy and Sluggo need a 'cooling off' period|