|The red is just a close-up of Chuck Norris'|
eyebrows...right before you burn
I couldn't tell Skip this, but who really cares? I mean, not that the issues aren't important, but why waste your time reading about and performing them when you should just give Chuck Norris a call? I firmly believe if you got kicked in the teeth enough times or you got burned from staring into his beard too long, you'd stop whatever shenanigans you were up to.
|The Rock Chalk Chant does not|
count as a social rallying cry
-Profession: Ernst & Young Marketing and Communications
-Favorite part of a submarine: The Exit
-As an Italian, are you more of a Fiat or Vespa gal?: Fiat because people who drive Fiats are usually bringing the party. And I love a party.
-You're starting a new job. What's the first personal detail you'll tell your new co-workers?: I get quiet when I'm hungry or tired. If it's both, beware.
-If you could have any job in the world, any at all, but one that fell between the $31K-$40K salary range, what would it be?: High school math or English teacher at a starting salary. Or I'd work at any Catholic school--they don't make a ton.