This blown glass ship in a bottle comes from a long line of "impossible" bottles, which can also contain decks of cards, tennis balls, and scissors--among many other objects. Tell me, is there no limitation of the human imagination of crap you can encase in a glass bottle? "Hey Barb, let's put our Windows 2000 CD-rom in glass. Wouldn't that be great?" Or more plausibly, "John, I'd really like my gall stones in a glass bottle." Really, folks, the list can go on an on. And until someone holds an "Occupy Tourist Kitsch Money Pit" rally, this is not going to end.
|Wishes Christina Aguilera would|
rub him the right way
-Favorite city in a clock display of cities around the world: New York
-Moment you thought the acting business was flipping nuts: I had this really bad experience doing a dinner theatre in Florida. I was the understudy and no one wanted me there; they didn't want the lead to go. It was not a lot of fun.
-Favorite craft table item you've had?: Peanut M&M's
-What will your tabloid story be about when you become famous?: I gambled away my life savings at a casino in Monaco with Angelia Jolie. We're both trashed, while Brad's chilling out in the hotel room upstairs.