February 1: Thomas Kinkade mug, coffee & coaster set

Wednesday, February 1, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 11:17 PM
Given to Lauren from Lisa.
Look for the Bob Ross collector edition set at Walgreens!
You may not know who François Rabelais was, but you may have heard his quote "Nature abhors a vacuum."  This 2 mug, 2 coaster set with included ground coffee means Lauren will never drink coffee alone again.  What will happen based on this quote is that Lauren will start pouring coffee into one of these mugs.  Because this comes as a set, the other mug would need to be filled as well.  And with Lauren drinking out of the one mug, nature hates the vacuum of a full mug of coffee not being consumed and will provide her with a coffee-drinking mate.  I'm thinking it will be Ethan Hawke, but that's just a wild guess.

My dream guy will leave me
an aspartame packet
Lauren
-Profession: Bartender/Server

-Favorite bird: Dodo bird

-Who will you invite to share coffee with you?:  My best friend Angie because we have always met up and chatted over coffee.

-In your job, you've seen people do crazy things with/for beer.  Tell me a crazy tale:  Recently, a person lit a cigarette at the bar and was trying to pay his tab at the same time.  Because there's no smoking here, I ran behind the bar and yelled for him to put it out.  He put his butt out on the bar top, then threw it on the floor and stomped on it.  He was then conveniently escorted out of the bar.

-Worst pick-up line you've overheard while working?:  This guy wrote on a sugar packet "I think you need this because you're so sweet" along with his number.  He then handed it to a girl and said that it had her name on it.