February 25: Lime desk fan

Saturday, February 25, 2012 - Posted by 366 White Elephants at 3:17 PM
Given to Ric from Shannon.
There have been 1284 reported cases of accidental
dismemberment with this fan
If it is not clear from the title, this fan has a lime-shaped base with three foam propellors that, when supplied with battery power, provide a nice, cool breeze.  Shannon willingly gave this up because she received a Hello, Kitty one to take its place on her desk.  

Security's a breeze
-Profession: Security Guard

-Favorite deodorant scent:  Old Spice Original

-What are the fringe benefits of being a security guard?:  Little to none.  Well, I do get free parking.  And the residents are nice.

-# of times you've had to taser someone: 0

-How does one settle on 'Ric' as a nickname for Richard?  You have Ricky, Rich, Rik, Richie, Dick, Tricky Dick, Dickie, and Richu.:  Mom called me that and taught me how to spell it that way, too.  I didn't know there was another way to spell Ric until I got to grade school.