|This is just the gateway into hemp clothing|
|This oenophile turns his nose at|
-Profession: Special education teacher
-Favorite action movie hero: He-Man
-Match Game: _______ Goat: Get Your? [I'm sorry, we were looking for 'Billy']
-Explain to me the real reason people gurgle, sniff, swirl, and smell their wine prior to really drinking it?: They're trying to dilute it a little bit so it doesn't hurt going down.
-I've got a stopwatch ready. Let's see how long you can say GOOOAAAL like the Spanish-speaking soccer announcer?: [He bellowed it out for 25 seconds]