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| You really don't want to be the Shoe gamepiece |
Go and do a search on Amazon for 'Monopoly' and you'll find that there is a version of Monopoly for any taste--Metallica, Family Guy, John Wayne, New York...and on and on. They even have a Puppy-opoly as if Dog-opoly wasn't comprehensive enough. For those of you willing to delve further into obscurity, try Redneck-opoly or Ocean-opoly.
I'd like to see a personal hygiene-opoly ($75 if you land on Ingrown Hair), 2nd Tier Soda Pop-opoly (I can't wait to collect rent with my three Tabs), and Fine Tobacco-opoly.
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| Crockett called his diary "The New Adventures of Old Betsy" |
-Profession: Pre-Med Major
-Favorite rock climbing level: Bouldering
-As a summer lifeguard, how much of the time were you contemplating saving someone's life?: About three-quarters of the time. The other quarter of the time I was paying attention to the staff I was overseeing.
-What was the most dramatic rescue you imagined?: If someone had a seizure in the water. If that happens, you keep that person in the water and just make sure their head's out of it.
-Davy Crockett used two kinds of guns: Betsy and Old Betsy. Do you think 'Betsy' was just a euphemism for his surgically attached bicep?: I don't know about that and I don't know if I'd like my name associated with a bicep or firearm. I do like the idea of getting a musket named after me.
-Betsy Ross was the first seamstress of the American Flag. What do you think she liked to sew outside of flags?: I think she sewed clothes for her grandchildren. Little dresses like the Amish make. And bonnets and button-downed shirts.
