During my pleasant little chat with Lizzie tonight, she turned the tables and asked me a question about an island and what three items I would bring on it. Here are my thoughts.
First draft:
1) Baked Beans
2) Elizabeth Hurley
3) Richard Dean Anderson
The idea here is that the the beans would sustain the three of us, while MacGyver figures out how to build a raft to get us off the island. Liz Hurley and I would bide time by making out while he's doing his thing.
Second draft:
1) Baked Beans
2) Emma Stone/Rachel McAdams/Liz Hurley
3) Richard Dean Anderson
The only difference here is that Emma had my heart in The Help. Rachel had me in The Notebook. However, neither have a British accent. The debate rages on.
Third draft:
1) Liz Hurley
2) Richard Dean Anderson
3) A taser
Liz can stay. I still need to get off the island. I'm worried about RDA moving in on Liz. A taser should keep him at bay.
Final answers:
1) Liz Hurley
2) Richard Dean Anderson
3) Book of Spells
I would have no way to recharge the taser and I'm not asking our Stargate SG-1 star to develop a recharger that would only hurt him. Instead, I would enchant him with a spell that would make Liz look like a clump of inedible moss. Hard to imagine, but that's my plan.
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-Profession: College student
-Favorite news anchor: Stephen Colbert
-You aspire to become a TV broadcaster on 60 Minutes. Are you more likely to be hypnotized or pumped up by the sound of the ticking watch?: Hypnotized. I would become a drone. I would be likely to channel Dan Rather.
-During the summer, you were a Democratic spy working for the Republican party. During the summer, you heard several ridiculous things, including a pronouncement that Ronald Reagan would defeat Jesus in a fight and that Jesus would be Reagan's VP. If Reagan had to battle the following foes, would he win or lose?:
-Reagan vs. Chuck Norris: Lose. No one loses to Chuck Norris
-Reagan vs. Tasmanian Devil: Lose. Reagan's an old man. He wouldn't survive
-Reagan vs. Steven Seagal: Win. I don't know action hero Steven Seagal. I only know sad, reality-show Steven Seagal.
-Reagan vs. Wolverine: Win. Reagan has bigger claws.
-On her next trip to buy a home computer, do you think Adele has 'gotta get a Dell'?: Yeah. She should get one. And one for the baby.
