First off, Maria won $10 from her scratch-off ticket from Judy (max $1m winner)!
Second, Maria got to answer some questions on her mind with the 8 ball:
-Will I get a job by Monday with benefits and a salary that supports my current responsibilities?: As I See It Yes [provided you can work a pole]
-Will I need new brakes by winter?: Yes [Don't miss the Meineke 2-for-1 $199 special at participating locations]
-Will the next song [at the bar] be from the 80s?: It Is Decidedly So [what kind of hot cheese do you want to hear?]
-Will my friend ever pass algebra and become an RN?: Outlook Good [where time is t; if t >74 years]
-Will my parents cherry tree live?: It Is Certain [Yes! More delicious pie!]
-Profession: Career Path--theater, video editor, and development coordinator
-Favorite Dried Fruit: Banana Chips
-You were recently laid off from your job. What's the most fun way a person can be told he/she's been let go?: Told you were laid off because you won the lottery (over $1m) and don't need the job any more.
-You play the flute and have even recorded an album. # of jack-ass friends who ask you if you play the skin flute?: 0
-In golf, someone yells 'Fore!' to have another be on the lookout for an incoming ball. What would you yell?: Whoo hoo!
