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| The devices are actually sucking common sense from your brain |
Our old friends--As Seen on TV products--made their return via the Aqua Globes tonight. In case you don't know how to water your plants, we have a product that's tailor-made for you. I think I'm going to invent a mechanical taxi cab hailer and make that an As Seen on TV product. Because I'm sure there are people out there who don't know how to raise their arm and drop it a couple of times to get a taxi driver's attention.
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| Would like to see the condiment race turned into a graphic novel |
-Profession: Children's Librarian
-Favorite kind of whipped topping: Reddi Whip
-In 2003, Sarah ranked as one of the top five most popular names in Ireland. Since you're so popular on the green isle, can you rank the top five ways you like to eat your potatoes:
5) Scalloped
4) Potato Skins
3) French Fries
2) Baked
1) Mashed
-What 'adult' topic would you like to see in children's literature format?: 50 Shades of Gray--the erotic fan fiction for Twilight
-You've been going to professional baseball games with your dad since you were a little kid, including going to the last home game in 14 years (and the past eight consecutive) of your life. What condiment do you root for in the condiment race?: Ketchup
-And what % of the time does Ketchup beat out Mustard and Onion?: 50%
