February 25: Lime desk fan

Given to Ric from Shannon.

There have been 1284 reported cases of accidental
dismemberment with this fan

If it is not clear from the title, this fan has a lime-shaped base with three foam propellors that, when supplied with battery power, provide a nice, cool breeze. Shannon willingly gave this up because she received a Hello, Kitty one to take its place on her desk.

Security's a breeze

Ric
-Profession: Security Guard

-Favorite deodorant scent: Old Spice Original

-What are the fringe benefits of being a security guard?: Little to none. Well, I do get free parking. And the residents are nice.

-# of times you've had to taser someone: 0

-How does one settle on 'Ric' as a nickname for Richard? You have Ricky, Rich, Rik, Richie, Dick, Tricky Dick, Dickie, and Richu.: Mom called me that and taught me how to spell it that way, too. I didn't know there was another way to spell Ric until I got to grade school.