Valentine's Day is tomorrow and people often fret if they don't have a special someone to share the day with. That's why I think this pairing of gifts is perfect. Say you are solo. Open up the Hershey's Pot of Gold chocolates starting at 8:30 a.m. and nurse them throughout the day--one after breakfast, two for a mid-morning snack, etc. And with each bite, tell your new plush dog Morgan how much you adore her/him and how you hope with a magical kiss, s/he would turn into a fabulous prince or princess and cast you away to a mystical land.
After this day of make-believe, you then dig into the sour cream & onion chips with a 2-liter of Coke and watch re-runs of Breaking Bad. When you're on the second bag of chips, use this handy Giant Bag Clip and call it a night...only to relive it tomorrow.
Angie-Profession: Research Assistant
-Favorite mountain: Cadillac Mountain in Acadia National Park (Maine)
-What's the most ridiculous trip you've ever made for food?: When I was in college, I drove about an hour into West Virginia to eat sub-par Italian at an Olive Garden. There was this wait for 40 minutes. And I forgot my tiramisu. I have no interest in going back to get it. That, however, was not my memorable trip to West Virginia.
-Oh? Do tell: Also in college, we had this whitewater rafting trip. When we were on the river, I looked back and saw a river guide jump out of the raft because of a large whirlpool.
-What do you think you've got a better chance of escaping--whirlpool or quicksand?: I think quicksand because I don't think you sink as quickly if you're struggling. Plus, there are jungle vines to pull you to safety. If you're in deep water, you're finished.
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| Marvel can turn anything into a comic book character...I mean, Quicksand? What's next? The Human Iron? The Deadly Ice Cube Tray? |
