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| It's 100% coffee, can you believe it? I prefer the 80% coffee, 20% sawdust mixture myself. |
The airline worker fawned over the wallet--a little at first, but then she was all out gushing in no time. I offered to give her the wallet, which she at first hesitated to take, then excitedly accepted. She told me to check back in 5 minutes. I came back to the gate desk and, with a cute little wink, she bumped me up to first class! All because of the wallet.
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| I prefer to call it a 'weanie koozie' |
-Profession: Freelance writer
-Favorite gummi: Vodka gummi bears
-You haven't met a craft project you didn't like. Can you suggest a craft for the following celebrations?:
A) Labor Day- gynecological stirrups made from popsicle sticks
B) Groundhog Day- molehair scarf
C) a briss- crocheted weanie warmer
-When you've had to go on the search for something, have you left any stones unturned?: Yes, probably 69 in total in my lifetime.
-As a freelance writer, you cover the police blotter. What have been some of the more interesting stories you've covered?: Well, a guy was stuffing 153 pounds of frozen meat into his pants at a grocery store. There was also the man in the grocery store trying to bum rush the door with a cart full of Red Bull and beer. But a good one was the police were called to a residence where it was reported that a man was masturbating in public. It turns out it was a woman in a flesh-colored shirt sanding a door.
