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| Is there a bacon variety? |
-"Is that a royal blue or midnight blue highlight in your couch pillows?" asks a guest.
-"You know, you might like to try a glass of lavender champagne!" says Nancy.
-"Ooh, sounds good!"
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"My third husband said I screamed in my sleep." says a guest.
"You know, I'm in the mood for a glass of Damascan Rose soda. How about you?" asks Nancy.
"Ooh, sounds yummy!"
Nancy
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| 2012 Presidential candidate for Vampyres Witches Pagans Party [it's for real, people] |
-Favorite hairstyle: Pixie cuts
-Most ordinary thing you do: I grade a lot of papers--a lot.
-Next revolutionary idea: A three-party political system.
-Worst Skymall item for sale: Pet water dispenser shaped like a toilet. [Are you sure Nancy? See below]
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| NOSE AID: Yeah, he won't suffer years of merciless teasing |
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| VIDEO EYEWEAR: For that inner Geordi LaForge in all of us |
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| GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOODED CAPE: Skymall appealing to the wolf market |
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| ALIEN GNOME BANDITS: WTF?!? |
